The Performative Male Tote Bag (Self-Aware Aesthetic Canvas Shopper)
The Performative Male Tote Bag (Self-Aware Aesthetic Canvas Shopper)
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The Performative Male Tote Bag: The Manifestation of Intentionality
Finally, a tote bag that says what everyone is thinking. This clever, minimalist canvas shopper is designed for the modern man who knows that his accessories are just as important as his opinions on early 20th-century philosophy.
It features a bold, ironic declaration followed by a list of essential items that signal superior taste and emotional depth. Perfect for carrying your highly specific possessions or just grabbing groceries.
📜 The Manifest: Contents Clearly Labeled
The subtly printed text humorously lists the non-negotiable items required for the perfect self-aware aesthetic:
- Matcha Latte Reusable Tumbler
- Simone de Beauvoir's The Second Sex
- Midori Traveler's Notebook
- Kodak Portra 400 35mm Film
✨ Product Features & Functionality
This tote bag isn't just a statement—it's built to last.
- Durable Canvas: Made from high-density, tear-resistant canvas fabric that stands up to daily use.
- Spacious & Lightweight: Enjoy the large capacity and light weight, making it easy to store and carry everything from books to groceries.
- Comfortable Straps: Features smooth and widened hand straps that are strong and durable, ensuring comfort even when the bag is full.
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Versatile Use: The simple and generous design is perfect for any scenario:
- Daily shopping and grocery runs.
- Trips to the bookstore or library.
- Beach play and travel.
- Use for the gym or as a fitness bag.
- Easy Care: For longevity, hand washing is recommended.
🛒 Add a touch of satirical style to your carry game!
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Delivered promptly and top quality product.
Very Happy , Thank you Will definitely order again
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Looks good in the garden 👌
is exactly a shown and was the perfect gift.
I ordered the Brazilian ribbon shirt..received it very quickly.
Upon opening the package….wow i was amazed at the quality of the fabric and the design.The shirt sports vibrant colours..I can’t wait to wear this shirt when i go to Salvador in carnival time. I will be there for it’s entirety.The shirt is beautifully made..and for me a perfect fit.
The photo and description of the shirt was fantastic. It is exactly as described.In fact..it is much better..it is stunning.
The quality is high,the fabric is so good.The design is just great.I have been looking for something like this,i am overjoyed.The colours are amazing,very vibrant.I was kept in communication at all times..the purchase,the delivery process.i did not expect this kind of communication.I was communicated with all delivery updates, right up to delivery.I will certainly be buying off this company again.This is a highly professional company,that exceeded my expectations.Many thanks for your support.I am so over the moon.
I go to the Salvador carnival for its entirety.
Very cool art for a kids room
Adorable and unique art for a boys room
Very cool way to make a kids room sporty while keeping style in mind
Bien conçu bien arrivé !
Well made. A perfect gift for a friend. Thank you.
It looks beautiful, even better in person
Nice
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